Growing Pains

Kate: Yeah, what do you know about guys? Mike: Hey, I been one for the last 15 years. Kate: But you're 19. Mike: Interesting story...

David: (directing Mike) Mike, you're not kissing her goodbye, you're kissing her hellooooo! I mean, after this moment, we're supposed to believe she falls in love with you. But the way you kissed her, uh, I'd think you're the kind of guy who owns a lot of cats.

Carol: You're up to something. Mike: No, I'm not. Carol: You dropped out of school. Mike: No. Carol: You burned down the garage. Mike: Carol. Carol: You held up a liquor store! Mike: Carol! Carol: Don't help me. This is fun.

Mike: Wait a minute, Dad. I mean, how often do I come to you with my problems? Jason: Every Wednesday, 8 o'clock, 7 Central.

Mike: Dad, I mean she's even in my dreams. You were, too. Jason: Really? Mike: Yeah! Jason: Let's not share that with your mother.

Kate: I know I'm crazy to think that you could feel the same, but I really like you. Mike: You like me? Kate: Yeah. Mike: Yeah? Okay, now wait a minute. Now, do you "like me" like me like just people you just like or do you like me like "like me?"