Matt (celebrating Festus' birthday): "How old, Festus? You gonna tell us?"
Festus: "Now, let me see, it was about the same time that Mama's old sow had that record litter of pigs".
Frank Eaton: "Without them mangy chin whiskers, he'd be the spittin' image of me".
Another example of how good actor Ken Curtis was, appearing as Festus Haggen and also completly different, dark, cold bloody killer Frank Eaton.