Festus: "Supposin' I was to go to work and learn how to .. to read writin'. Well, how'd I know that the feller that .. that wrote the writin' was a writin' the writin' right? See it could be that he wrote the writin' all wrong. Here I'd be, just a readin' wrong writin' don't ya see? You probably been doin' it your whole life, just a readin' wrong writin' and not even knowin' it."