Serenity: My name is Serenity Johnson and I am required by law to inform you that I am convicted felon for armed robbery, J'yall hiring felons right now? Food Court Girl: Um, I would just have to check... Serenity: Don't be a punk ass just say "no". Food Court Girl: No? Serenity: Good.
Alan: Why don't you tell me your best quality? Carly: I'm a hard worker, I'm on time, and I'm personable. Alan: What would you consider your worst quality? Carly: Probably shoplifting.
Alan: Give me your best example of a good costumer greeting. C-Bass: Oh, umm... What'cha want? Kenny: Boy that was impressive. How about Welcome to the resturant, can I help you? C-Bass: Welcome to the resturant, can I help you, what'cha want? Alan: I would like a table for four please. C-Bass: Well your gonna have to wait, we booked up, you see we busy.
Kenny: Anybody else? Oh great! Carly, whats your job? Carly: Cat walking. Kenny: Ok, and how much are you getting paid? Carly: Cats don't have money. Serenity: Thats true.
Kenny: So, whats your job? Alan: I'm your assistant. Kenny: Ok thats not a job, and your not my assistant.
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