Hamtaro

Hamtaro: Sounds like a nutty idea to me!

Boss: (playing soccer) Hamtaro! Hamtaro: Oxy! Oxnard: Ouchichi!

Hamtaro: I'm a regular psycho-loddo-dig-ist.

Boss: Turns out he's a swell guy. Hamtaro: I don't think he's a smelly guy.

Roberto: (to Laura and Kana) You kids better run straight home to your mommies. The streets are dangerous.

Travis: (regarding Roberto) He might turn out to be a nice guy if we give him a chance to get to know us.

Roberto: (regarding Hamtaro) Ah! Is that a rat or something?

Laura: Oh brother! Kana: What a strange kid! Hamtaro: I can't believe he called me a rat! I don't look anything like a rat.

Laura: (to Kana) How could you like a guy who called Hamtaro a rat?

Snoozer: Snoozer takes the ball, he scores.

Bijou: What is the difference between a ball-hog and say, a hedgehog? Hamtaro: What's with the small mammal confusion?

Hamtaro: Maxwell, I thought encyclopedias described everything. Maxwell: Well, not the stuff Boss makes up.

Boss: All is calm. A boy alone with his ball, but is he alone? Oxnard: Boss, what are you talking about?

Roberto: Hey, was that a squirrel? Boss: (laughs) A squirrel! He cracks me up!

Roberto: This field's terrible. They should really do something about these gopher holes. Oxnard: Gopher holes?! Come on, these are hamster holes. Can't he tell the difference? Boss: (cutting in over Oxnard) You know, it just plain hurts to be confused for another rodent.

Oxnard: What a day. So far it's been all work and no play.

Roberto: You'd better run home, chipmunks. Hamtaro: Hamsters! But that's okay.

Hamtaro: (regarding Roberto) I wonder why he keeps his nice side so well hidden.

Boss: Did you know if you corss paths with a black hat you won't score? Howdy: That reminds me of a joke I know. What do you call an accountant at a letter store? Boss: Uh oh, here we go again. Howdy: Hee hee. Pay attention. A letter-writer. Hee hee, ha ha. Ya'll get it, right? Hee. Snoozer: (at the clubhouse) Not funny. Game penalty.

Roberto: (to himself) Why'd we have to move here anyway?

Laura: Yes sirree, we really know how to have a good afternoon, that's for sure. If even half our days could be as thrilling as a good soccer game, we'd be a lucky pair, wouldn't we? Hamtaro: Mmm hmm. Heke.