Hamtaro

Maxwell: According to child ham-chology, if she doesn't give it to him soon, she my never recover!

Hamtaro: (as Penelope is sad that she didn't give Ethan the gift) You know, I really feel badly for her. Oxnard: Yeah, I feel something, too. My stomach, and it's feelin' kinda empty.

Pashmina: (after Penelope saw Ethan with Mimi) We could try a different approach! Maybe the human boy would prefer something else, like a rock, or an insect!

Pashmina: (as Penelope tries to give the present again) Come on, just give it to him! Boss: Would ya stop pushin' her? Howdy: Yeah, you'll give 'er a complex.

Oxnard: (on the surprise party idea) Get Howdy to blow up the balloons; he's full of hot air.

Laura: We sure had a good time today. And tomorrow's going to be even better. Well, what do you say? Hamtaro: Heke.

Mimi: We have a lot in common. Ethan: Just like best friends are supposed to. Penelope: (Gasps. She drops her flower present to the ground and it wilts.)

Howdy: Can anybody tell me what goes to school, but never needs to do laundry? Pashmina: Huh? Penelope: Ookwee? Howdy: Well, come on! A fish! Come on! Don't you get it? A fish! (The Ham-hams don't laugh and Howdy's joke bombs as usual.)

Oxnard: I thought you went to see "Ham"let. Howdy: We did, but Maxwell leapt on stage and we was (sic) asked to leave. Bijou: He managed to get half-way though the soliloquy. Maxwell: You know, I really don't think they needed to drag me out like that.

Pashmina: If you ask me, Penelope's going to be a little tom-ham.

Ethan: Hi there, Penelope. My name is Ethan. You're pretty cool.

Kylie: Be careful. Hamsters look like toys, but they're real, live creatures.