Hamtaro

Howdy: It's called having a sense of humor, Ham-Hams. I'll bet the sheriff here thinks I'm funny. Wanna hear one? I've got a million of 'em. Hamtaro: I-I don't think that's necessary.

Maxwell: It's amazing what he can see with his eyes closed.

Sparkle: Mirror, mirror, who's the prettiest and coolest of them all? Mirror: Are you sure you want to know? Sparkle: No pressure. See the hammer? Mirror: Oh, um... that would be you, Sparkle, heh.

Bijou: If my father wakes up, tell him that I'm going out to buy some doughnuts. Maxwell: You can't eat that! No deep-fried foods for you!

Laura: Well, I sure had a good rest today. I'll bet I'll have oodles of energy for tomorrow. What about you? Hamtaro: Heke.

Sparkle: (after the mirror says she's the coolest-looking Ham-Ham) Oh, stop. Looks don't matter to me!

Panda: We'll even let you whoop us at martial arts again! Bijou: Merci. You're on!

King Snoozer: Let her have some fun. Go ahead and play.

Oxnard: Why did the king call us all to the castle? Is he going to ground us for life too?

Princess Bijou: I am probably grounded for life.

Hamtaro: Empress Sparkle, you are under arrest for attempting to hurt innocent people.

Stan: Does this mean we're fired, Boss? Boss: I don't care. I quit.

Howdy: I guess this is what you call a heart attack.

Sandy: (to the ninjas) Give it up! Who sewed your costumes? Your grandmother? This isn't Halloween!

Sparkle: Looks like I have to do everything myself.

Pashmina: Penelope, you threw all those smokebombs at once and now we can't see anything either.

Boss: I know you're a hamster, but be as quiet as a mouse.

Bijou: (to Hamtaro) If you ever need another deputy, let me know.

Sparkle: I'm only trying to protect our villagers from the meanest girl that even walked the earth.

Stan: (regarding Sparkle) She's getting so worked up, I think she's gonna start foaming at the mouth.

Howdy: You know, sheriff, your badge is a real star. If I ever need anything, I'll call you, the long arm of the law.

Howdy: Freedom of speech. It's what this country's built on.

Dexter: We'd like to charge Howdy with disturbing the peace. His bad jokes never stop!

Hamtaro: Sheriffs never get a break.

Princess Bijou: No more lessons. I want some friends.

Sparkle: (regarding Princess Bijou) If she thinks she's hot, wait till she sees me, Sparkle.

Cappy: This is one princess who doesn't need a bodyguard.

Hamtaro: I thought it was still the weekend. Today's my day off.