Hannah Montana

Hannah: Ummm, excuse me do you know a Catherine McCord? Sylvia: Yes, yes I do. Hannah: Is she here? Sylvia: Yes, yes she is. Hannah: Where is she? Old Guy: Over in the wheelchair. (to old guy playing cards with her) Sylvia: Would it kill you to be more social? Old Guy: Yes!

Jackson: Hear that fluffy? More disrespect! Miley: Ok fine! I need your plotting, scheeming, twisted little mind.... (Jackson looks at her) Miley: Godbrother!

Miley: Ok, you made me wait 25 minutes just so you could put on a stupid costume and make a bad immitation?

Miley: Hey weren't you just over there? Guy: Oh no that's my brother. What a tough cookie huh? Miley: I'll say! He wanted me to give him 75 dollars for a pair of shoes! Guy: Oh I'll give you a much better price! 74.95.

Miley: I have to have these shoes! Oliver: Why? Miley: They're shoes. I'm a girl. Do the math!

Miley: Come in! Hi Daddy, I was just reading...my purse. This one was inspected by...inspector 15. I love her work.

Miley: Oliver, I want my shoes! Oliver: Trust me he's just about to cave. Sales Person: Young lady wait... Oliver: Ha! Told ya! Sales Person: You have a doggy-no-no on your shoes. Miley: Oh Man. I wanted new shoes, not doggy-no-no shoes!

Robbie: And I'm still a dad, and these cards are just used for emergencies only. Miley: (Snaps out of daydream) Jackson: Could've told me that before I wasted the hug.

Jackson: How did the carpet make sense? Miley: The guy said it would match my shoes. Oh man, I blew it bigtime! Jackson:Yes, yes you did. Oh, I cannot wait 'till the next family meeting, when dad gives you "the look"!

Robbie: Well, I hope that you've learned the longer you avoid coming clean, the dirtier things get. Which reminds me, you're gonna be cleaning out the garage and several other places until you get that credit card payed off. Hannah: But, Daddy, there's spiders in the garage. (Robbie gives her a look) Hannah: I'll wear gloves?

Katherine: So, you wore these on your wedding day? Oh, I want to hear all about it. Jackson: (Dressed as an old lady) Oh, yes, of course. Um... Morris was in the service. He invented the Morse Code, you know. I'll never forget his proposal, dot dot dash dash dot dot dash. Katherine: Oh, how romantic! Jackson: I know, it still gives me the chills. Sylvia: It's the air conditioning. It's like living in a meat locker!

Hannah: All this can be yours if you let me buy back my earrings, which are, of course, completely worthless. Katherine: Oh, not to me. You see, I bought these earrings because I thought they'd make me look younger. Jackson: (To Hannah) Well, she's 108. I don't think it's working.

Miley: I never thought I'd say this, but, Jackson, I love you! (Hugs him) Jackson: Love schmove. I'm still getting my 40%. Miley: 10. Jackson: 30. Miley: 10. Jackson: 20. Miley: 10. Jackson: Fine!

Jackson: A used Hannah Montana tissue would go for $37.95. Miley: How do you know that? Jackson: That sinus infection you had last year helped pay for my car.

Miley: Excuse me, sir, how much are these shoes? Sanjay: For you, today, 75. Miley: 75 cents? She'll take a pair, too, and the matching belt! Sanjay: Oh, pretty and funny. 75 dollars, and don't pretend to be surprised, rich Malibu child. Miley: Wow, I don't have that. Sanjay: Wow, then you don't have shoes.

Jackson: Where did I put that thing? Miley: Oh, no reason to worry. It's probably right next to your brain. Uh-oh, now you'll never find it.

Miley: What's wrong with you boy? Oliver: It's free food, I'm a guy, do the math!

Jackson: (Finds his toothbrush on the floor) And my toothbrush. I've been looking for this since Tuesday. Miley: You haven't brushed since Tuesday? Jackson: Miles, don't be stupid. I've been using yours. Miley: Eww!

Jackson: Why did Dad call a family meeting? I hate family meetings! Miley: What'd you do? Jackson: What do you mean what did I do? What did you do? Miley: I didn't do anything. I never do anything. Jackson: All right, listen, it doesn't matter who did what, just as long as we stay united, stay strong, and stand together. (Robbie walks in) Jackson: (Points at Miley) She did it, she did it! I saw it with my own two eyes! You should be ashamed of yourself! Miley: Way to stay strong, you gutless, little weasel!

Oliver: I think I'm in love! (walks toward sandwich) You're wearing avocado, aren't you? You know what that does to me!