Hannah Montana

Miley: (To Robbie) What happened to you? Jackson: (Imitates Arnold Schwarzenegger) Mr. Puniverse got himself a butt-whooping from a teensy-weensy itty bitty little rubber band!

Robbie: No Miley, not another word! Miley: Fine, how about three? I hate you!

Mikayla's Manager: Oh, and while your at it, you might wanna shave the ferret off your face! 'kay? Robbie: I'll shave mine when you shave yours.

Robbie: Lilly and I just watched the concert on TV. You were terrific! Lilly: And you blew Mikayla off the stage! Robbie: The important thing is, honey, you did a great thing for charity. Lilly: And you blew Mikayla off the stage! Robbie: Yeah, I guess Hannah did show her a thing or two, and my daughter did the same for me. I'm proud of you, darlin'. Lilly: And... Robbie and Lilly: You blew Mikayla off the stage!

Jackson: Come on, Dad. You raised us to believe that we could do anything we set our minds to. The whole time we were growing up, you told us, "I know you can do it. So get ready, get set, go." Why aren't you saying that now? (Pause) Oh yeah, I can be deep!

Robbie: Miley Stewart, I have never been so disappointed in you. Flight Attendant: You think you're disappointed now? Wait until you see your snack box in coach!

(Robbie is reading Miley's note) Miley Voice: By the time you read this, Roxy and I will be on our way to Florida. And when I come back, I'll take whatever punishment you decide to give me like the grown up I'm trying to convince you I am. P.S., Don't blame Roxy. She doesn't know.

Hannah: The only thing you're taking from me is lessons. Okay, lesson number one: This, (Does a motion with her head) is how you do the head thing. Yeah, that's right. I went there. Mikayla: Well you know where I'm gonna go? Hannah: Down the toilet with the rest of your career? Yeah, that's right. I went there again, and this time, I bought property. (Mikayla's manager arrives) Mikayla's Manager: Back up, kid! And don't go shootin' off your little tweeny-bopper mouth at my client, 'kay? Hannah: She started it. Mikayla's Manager: Yeah, and I am ending it, Little Miss Soon-to-be Used-to-be.

Roxy: Robbie Ray, what are you doing here? (Pauses) Oh, no, she didn't! Robbie: Oh, yes, she did. She bamboozled us both. Roxy: Yeah, well, your bam is easy to boozle. You still don't know I sneak over to your house and use your hot tub on the weekends. Robbie: What? Roxy: (Nervously) Enough of this chit-chat. Let's find that girl.

Miley: Come on, fly-boy! I could walk to Florida faster than this! Come on! Flight Attendant: Sweetheart, could you keep it down? Someone just complained. Miley: Who? Flight Attendant: Me. Now, zip it. Thank you.

Miley: Hannah needs a new outfit for Florida. Robbie: I thought you were gonna wear that snazzy silver dress. Miley: Dad, please. Get with the times. That's so yesterday. Robbie: That's 'cause yesterday's the day you bought it.

Hannah: It is so great to finally meet you! I am a huge fan! Mikayla: Yeah, I hate you. Hannah: Thanks! I feel the exact same... what? Mikayla: Your voice is stingy, your music is stupid, your outfits makes me wanna puke on them, but it looks like somebody already did.

Miley: I have never said anything like that to my dad before, but he was just, he wasn't making any sense and I got so mad and...(Groans)! I hate him for making me say I hate him!

Lilly: When my dad's back goes out, he can't move for days. He just sleeps on the dining room table. You know, last Thanksgiving we had to eat around him. He had a muscle spasm. (Whispering) Giblets everywhere!

Robbie: Darlin', no daddy ever wants to see his little girl grow up, but every dad knows some day, she has to.