Hannah Montana

Miley: Oliver your a life saver! Oliver: It's ok. My aunt gave me the puppy version for christmas; it barks "Jingle Bells".

Miley: (About her sweater) I'll wear it for an hour and make my dad happy and then it will mysteriously fall into the barbeque. Lilly: But what if it doesn't burn? Miley: Then I'll cut it up and eat it! Robbie: (Outside on the balcony) Miley, come out here, I've got something for you. Miley: (To Lilly) If it's the matching pants, you're eating it with me.

(Miley and Oliver are making music out of cat meows and dog barks from their sweater; everybody is watching) Lilly: How long do you think it's gonna last? Jackson: It has watch batteries. Robbie: It could last forever.

(About Robbie) Miley: Seriously, I love him, but the man should not be allowed into the teen department with a credit card!

Robbie: I saw a bunch of outfits you'd've loved better, but I just couldn't bring myself to buy 'em. Miley: Why not? You see what I wear to school; you see what I wear on stage as Hannah Montana. Robbie: Well, maybe that's just it. My little girl's just growin' up so fast. There's a part o' me just strugglin' to hold on to the little girl you used to be. Miley: Daddy, I'll always be your little girl. I'll just be your little girl that...that dresses better.

Miley: Every time he gives me a present, he says "I got this special for you bud" and he gives me that face (Miley makes the face)

Robbie: Did you find something? Lilly: Yeah. (holds something up and Miley/Hannah says no) And I hate it. Just thought I'd let you know.

Oliver: Miley! Miley: This stalls taken. Oliver: It's ok I got you covered. Miley: How? Oliver: Just trust me. (He hands her a giant balloon to use as cover) Miley: Oliver, your a life saver!

Amber & Ashley: Oohhh...ssss Amber: I'm getting tired of that. Ashley: Me too. Amber & Ashley: Let's stop. Oohhh...ssss

Lil' Shopper: Stop staring at me you freak! (walks away) Hannah: And she thought that I was real. (people stop and stare then run away)

Lilly: It just sorta jumped out at me...and hit me in the eye.

Roxy: (to Amber & Ashley) Yeah, that's what happens when you mess with crouching tiger, hidden Roxy!

Oliver: (doing the limbo) Ya, man. That's right. Nobody can beat this. Roxy: Guess again, stringbean. Roxy is undefeated. How low can I go? (drops limbo stick on the floor; steps over it) Yes! Now somebody point me to the prize table. Oliver: But you cheated. Roxy: I don't think so! Oliver: Neither do I.

Jackson: (trying to bake a cake) Coop, I think there's something wrong here. Cooper: You're supposed to break the eggs, fool! Jackson: That makes so much sense! (breaks eggs) Yes! (Cooper shakes his head) Cooper: Okay, I can not take this anymore! I'm going to tell you something that no one outside my family knows. Jackson: What that you still drink Shirley Temples? Cooper: They are fruity and refreshing! Anyways, I bake. Jackson: What? Cooper: I love to bake! Pies, strudels, and my snickerdoodles are off the chain! Jackson: But you said your mom made those! Cooper: Php! My mom can't make ice! Now, I'm going to need fresh ingredients, a new bowl, and give me that! (grabs the whisk) You aren't fit to hold the whisk!

Amber: Did you get her? Ashley: No, you? Amber: No, I took a picture of myself by mistake. Ooh, and I look fantastic!

Lilly: Come on, Miley. So, it's a dorky sweater. Miley: Are you kidding? I look like a kitty-ka-bob!

Oliver: Hey, Roxy, have you seen... (Roxy hits Oliver, causing him to fall) Oliver: ... Miley! Roxy: Sorry, never sneak up behind Roxy. 'Cause Roxy sees everything. Hey, you all right there, sugar. Shake it off.

Robbie: Okay, everybody. It's limbo time. Yeah, how low can you go? How low can you go? How low can you... (his back cracks) Oh, my achy breaky back.

(pelican laughs) Jackson: You're laughing at me, aren't you? You're laughing your little pelican laugh. I hate you! (runs off) (pelican continues laughing)

Oliver: You don't know how hard it was to keep the secret from both of you. Miley: You knew?! Oliver: Yeah. You should have seen the look on your face. (laughs) Miley: How do you like this look? (makes an angry face and growls) Oliver: Wow, that's the same look my mom had when she turned 40.

Miley: (about Jackson's gift) Sheepskin sheet covers? You got me a present for your car? Jackson: Hey, when I drive you to the mall I want you to be comfortable. For Christmas, I'm getting you chrome spinners. Miley: Fine. And you're getting a black leather skirt with pumps. Mess with me!

Roxy: Hold up there. Has this bag been out of your sight or control since the time you wrapped it? Robbie: Roxy, you're here for Miley's birthday. You're a guest. You're off the clock. Roxy: Mmm-mmm! Danger never takes a vacation!

(after the pelicans pushed the birthday cake on the floor) Jackson: Why?! Cooper: Maybe they thought it was a crab cake. (laughs) You get it? Crab cake? (Jackson laughs) Jackson: (stops laughing) Go home!

Cooper: (to Jackson) Okay, first, you drop a cake. Then, you lock yourself outside of the house with a new cake. I'm starting to think you got some cake issues.

Milda: (sees Miley hiding in a rack of clothes) Hi. Miley: Hi. Just looking. (hides) Milda: (opens up clothes rack) Me again. Just wanted to let you know about our new promotion. Yeah, it's called buy something or get out! Miley: Hey, I had my eye on something. Milda: Blah, blah, blah, and don't come back. (throws her out)

Miley: There he is. Now, just remember, my future happiness depends on you. No pressure. Lilly: You know, usually when someone says "No pressure," it adds pressure! Miley: Just go!

Jackson: (carrying Miley's birthday cake; to Cooper) Oh, uh, could you grab the box? I can't wait to see the look on my dad's face when he gets a load of this cake. (turns around and accidentally hits Robbie in the face with the cake) Robbie: Son, I don't think you want to see the look on my face. (to Cooper) What are you grinning about?!

Miley: Mom always knew the right stuff to buy me. She had great taste. But Dad... oh, man. He has the taste of a month old pickle. Lilly: Look, no dad knows how to shop for a girl. You know what my dad got me for my last birthday? A savings bond. You can touch it, you can feel it, but you can't spend it. Pointless!

Hannah: (about Robbie) As a dad, he knows everything about everything. But as a shopper, well, let's just say the alarm should go off when he comes in to the store.

Hannah: This is incredible. All these fans and the store even made a mannequin of me. Lola: That's not a mannequin. That's a Hannah-quin, Miss Montana-quin. Hannah: Oh, no. Lola: What? That was cute-iquin. Hannah: No. I think my dad is shopping for my birthday present. Lola: Oh, no. Someone's going to buy you something really expensive and cool. What ever will you do?!

Milda: Oh, my. That looks fabulous on you. Lola: Actually, I'm just looking. Milda: Well, then look someplace else, kid. I've got a car payment to make. Lola: Fine. But I hope when I'm as old as you I'm not as bitter. Milda: Oh, you will be.

Roxy: (to little girl) Ah, not so fast, short stuff. You know the drill. Arms out. (waves metal detector; metal detector beeps when put over the little girl's mouth) I knew it. What are you hiding in there? Little Girl: Braces? Roxy: Yeah, likely story. Open!

Girl #1: This is so cool! I've been waiting months for these scarves to come out. I'm never taking it off. Hannah: Great. Just be sure to shower in cold water only and lie yourself flat to dry.

Miley: This is what I think of your idea. (flushes the toilet)

Miley: Behold the ghosts of holiday's past. (Miley takes out some tacky dresses)