Miley: Morning Daddy! I made you breakfast!
Robbie: Thanks Honey, but I'm still not gonna tell ya. What happened last night is between Lilly's Mom and me.
Miley: And I respect that!
Robbie: Really? So why did you write "Please please tell me" in little tiny pieces of bacon?
Miley: Because the full strips would have taken up all the room. Duh!