(Miley, Lilly, & Oliver all sigh)
Robbie: Wow, 3-part sigh. Usually, when I hear a sigh like that, my wallet hurts.
Miley: Daddy, I know you already gave a big donation, but Amber and Ashley's parents--
Robbie: Now, you know what I always say, honey. You can buy a thirsty man a cow and he'll have all the milk he wants, but he still won't have enough to wash down his cookies.
Miley: He said he's happy to give to charity, but this is a chance for us to learn to be creative and raise the money ourselves. And then, something about cookies.