Hannah Montana

(After Robbie sings "I Want my Mullet Back" outside the house) Miley: You are the meanest man I have ever met! Robbie: Why? Miley: To keep a talent so incredibly awesome as this away from a world that needs you so deparately. It's just so selfish. I can't even look at you.

Marty: Guess what I just heard? Toby Keith has a new opening act, you know who it is? Don't guess I'll tell you. It's you. Six beautiful weeks! One of which is in...yes...Hawaii. Ladies and Gentleman, Marty Klein.

Roxy: Excuse me miss Montana. There's a girl out here who wants to see you. Claims she's Maddie from the candy counter. You want me to tell her you're not here. Maddie: But she's right there. I can see her. Roxy: Not if her bodyguard says you can't. Maddie: Sorry Hannah, can't see you. (Whispers to Hannah) By the way, love the top. (Winks)

Robbie: Hey, bud, you all right? Miley: I'm sorry. Robbie: For what? For crying? Hey, if you don't want me to go, just say so. Miley: Daddy, you gave up your whole life so I could have my dream. How can I stop you from having yours? Robbie: You kids are my dream. I didn't give up my career because I had to. I gave it up because I wanted to. Miley: But I saw you up here tonight. You did so good and you looked so happy. Robbie: I was, but I was a lot happier when I saw you kids coming through the door. Miley: So does that mean you don't want to do the tour anymore? Robbie: 6 weeks away from you kids? I think I'd miss you too much. Miley: We'd miss you, too. Well, maybe you can just do the Hawaii part and take us.

Jay: Hey, Jackson, going to the movies. Thought you might want to come. Jackson: Yes, yes, yes, yes! Roxy: And where do you think you're going? Jackson: To the movies with my friends. Please? Roxy: Okay, okay. I get it. It's Saturday. You wanna have a good time. I'm not going to stop you. Jackson: Really? Roxy: Really. Just let me get my purse. Miley, come on. We're going to the movies. Jackson: Oh, no! No, no, no! No way! Miley: Uh, Roxy, I'm not really up for a movie. And besides, I really wanted to learn that - the foot thing you just did. You know, I've always wanted to bite my own toenails. Roxy: Mm-mmm! I promised your dad I'd watch both of you, and both of you is who I'm gonna watch! Listen, I just need an aisle seat. Roxy loves the big drink, but the big drink don't love Roxy. Jay: Oh, uh, you know what? Just remembered we gotta... Boy #2: Uh, because, uh... you know... Jay & Boy #2: Bye! (All 3 friends leave) Jackson: I can't believe you just did that! I cannot believe that you-- Roxy: You're angry, aren't you? Jackson: Yeah! Roxy: That yoga didn't work for you, did it? Jackson: (Sarcastically) No! Roxy: That's because you need some acupuncture. I'll go get my needles.

Miley: Roxy, I didn't think that the Marines did yoga! Roxy: Oh, I didn't learn this in the Corp. Mm-mmm. I learned it when I was touring India with world famous cellist, Yo-Yo Ma. He calls me his Yo-Yo Mama. (Laughs)

Marty: (Walks in and sees Miley & Robbie hugging) What a beautiful scene. A man and his children sharing a heartfelt goodbye. You know what that reminds me of? The fact that my car is running and gas is $3.00 a gallon! Let's move!

Marty: And look, there's handsome, young Jackson. And pretty, little Miley, who I have not spoken to or had contact with in any way whatsoever... especially on the phone. Miley: It's okay, Marty. He knows I called you. Marty: Good, 'cause I'm a terrible liar.

Robbie: Sweetheart, that was ten years ago. I bet my old manager doesn't even remember my name. (Doorbell rings) Marty: Robbie Ray, open this door! Miley: Oh, is that your old manager, Marty Klein? Jackson: I believe it is. Lilly: What a weird coin-ke-dink. Robbie: You guys are smooth. Marty: Where is my honky-tonk heartthrob? There he is! Look at you, you look exactly the same! No, you look better! I hate you! I love you! Give me a hug! Robbie: Hey, mad man Marty. The one man party. I missed you old buddy. Marty: Stop it, you'll make me cry.

Lilly: Mr. Stewart, you were incredible! What happened? (Pauses) I mean, why aren't you still performing?

Jackson: You guys, you gotta check this out! (Holds up videotape) It's labeled "Robbie Palooza." Miley: Oh! Dad had his own Palooza. Lilly: My dad had his own calculator.

Lilly: (Holding up a "Robbie Ray Live" record album) I can't believe this is your dad. It's lucky records are so big. There's no way you'd fit all that hair on a CD. Miley: It's called a mullet. Business in the front, a party in the back! Oh, yeah! Lilly: Before your dad was a dad, he was cool. Before my dad was a dad, he was an accountant. Addition in the front, subtraction in the back. It's not the same, is it? Miley: No.