Hannah Montana

Roxy: Now, Robbie Ray, you and Jackson enjoy that father-son fishing trip. I won't let anything harm a hair on your baby girl's pretty little hair. (Opens the door and sees Miley with her arms tied above her head with own her hair) Gotta go! Roxy: Who did this to you? Miley: The new kid in school. She thinks I look better with my hair up. Roxy: Didn't anybody try to help you? Lilly (Steps in with arms tied up like Miley's): That would be me!

Oliver: You go make friends with the cracker and I'll stay here and start writing your will. Lilly: Ooh! Put me down for all her shoes. (Miley gives her the look) I mean good luck! Miley: Ah, the fellowship of the weenies!

(Jackson and Robbie are snowed in a cabin with Gunther) Jackson: We can at least try to dig out. Right? Gunther: Dig what? You've broke all of our best plastic spoons!

Miley: So, this was your plan from the beginning? Roxy: That's right. You've heard of reverse psychology. Well, welcome to reverse Rox-ology. No need to thank me, honey. Miley: Wait a minute. I got tossed around like a salad so you could teach me a lesson? Roxy: You never do eat your vegetables. Miley: Well, you better run, 'cause Miley's like a puma! Hyah! Roxy: (Runs) Aah! Principal, Principal, help me! Help me!

Miley: (About Roxy) She's impossible. I can't talk to boys and these nurses shoes are hideous. And now, she's making us wear the same clothes, so if I get lost, she can tell people "I'm looking for someone dressed like me." Lilly: Hey, only 4 more years and you can wear what you want... unless she follows you to college.

(At Miley's school) Roxy: Now, take your shoes off and put these on. Miley: Roxy, these look like nurses shoes. Roxy: Safest shoes ever made. These waxy floors are a broken hip waiting to happen. Miley: Nurses shoes? Lilly: Hey, look on the bright side. (Pauses) I'm sorry, there is no bright side to this.

(after the Cracker runs away) Lilly: What did you do? Roxy: I used ESP. Extra Sensory Puma.

Troy: Hey, Lilly. Hey, Miley. Lilly & Miley: Hi, Troy. Troy: Listen, the basketball team is having a party this Saturday, and I was wondering if you guys want to go. Roxy: No, we can't. Troy: Actually, I was... Roxy: I said no! Now, move, move, move! (Troy leaves) Roxy: He seems like a sweet boy. Those are the ones you gotta watch. Lilly: Roxy, what are you doing?! I had my eyes on him!

Jackson: We're never gonna get out! We're gonna die in here! Robbie: No one's gonna die. Now, stop focusing on the negative and focus on the positive. Snow plow's gonna be here soon. Gunther: Bad news, fellas. Snow plow won't be here till morning. Robbie: Sweet frozen niblets!

Jackson: Could you open the door? Gunther: You boys are lucky I'm still open. The Health Department wanted to close me down last week. Robbie: Really? Why was that? Gunther: Bugs. Big, big bugs. But don't worry; we're fumigating all the other rooms. Jackson: 'Cause you already did this one? Gunther: Okay.

Miley: Can you teach me that? Roxy: No way! You only use violence as a last resort. Miley: And when is that? When she yanks out my intestines and wears it as a belt?

Roxy: First thing tomorrow, you go right to that principal and tell him what's going on. Miley: And be a snitch? No way! Roxy: Well, then, it looks like I'll have to go down there and protect you myself from The Cookie. Miley: She's not The Cookie; she's The Cracker! Roxy: I don't care what kind of snack food she is. She's gonna have to get through me!

Lilly: (About The Cracker) Rumor is, where her old school kicked her out, they had to call Animal Control. It took 6 dog catchers and a giant net to bring her down. Miley: Come on, Lilly. It's hard enough to be the new kid in school without people making up stories about you. Remember when I moved here from Tennessee and somebody spread a rumor that I ate possum? (Looks at Oliver) Oliver: I didn't know you then.