Hannah Montana

Season 1 Episode 23

Schooly Bully

Aired Sunday 7:30 PM Jan 19, 2007 on Disney Channel
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Episode Summary

A girl called "The Cracker" is constantly harassing Miley, so she turns to Roxy for ideas on how to stop the bully. Robbie and Jackson are wishin' that they hadn't gone fishin' when they get stuck in a cabin during a blizzard.

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Billy Ray Cyrus

Billy Ray Cyrus

Robbie Stewart

Emily Osment

Emily Osment

Lilly Truscott

Jason Earles

Jason Earles

Jackson Stewart

Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus

Miley Stewart/Hannah Montana

Mitchel Musso

Mitchel Musso

Oliver Oken

Matt Prokop

Matt Prokop

Troy McCann

Guest Star

Jack Taylor (II)

Jack Taylor (II)

Danny Dandruff

Guest Star

Kaitlyn Martin

Kaitlyn Martin


Guest Star

Frances Callier

Frances Callier


Recurring Role

Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


  • TRIVIA (8)

    • Goof: When Jackson unsuccessfully tries to ram the wall of snow, he says, with his face in the wall, "I can't feel my lips!", but the closed captions read, "I can't move my niblets!"

    • The song that plays in the hotel room is the same one that played after Jackson saw a child drop her ice cream cone in the sand in the episode "Oh, Say Can You Remember The Words?"

    • Goof: When Robbie and Jackson are watching TV, the women says "Podemos Nunca Ser Juntos". The right way to say it is "Nunca Podemos Estar Juntos".

    • Principal Marsh is Seaview Middle School's new principal since Principal Fisher retired in "Good Golly, Miss Dolly."

    • Goof: When Roxy shows off her swift Puma move to the pineapple, just before she does it, (you have to look hard) you can see a string attached to the pineapple which brakes it apart.

    • Although one of her songs is played, Hannah Montana does not appear in this episode.

    • Goof: Miley and Lilly mention that Troy's last name is McCann, however, the closing credits say his last name is Cole.

    • This episode featured the song "The Other Side of Me" by Hannah Montana.

  • QUOTES (15)

    • (After the snow avalanche)
      Gunther: Oh! What do you know about that! Looks like we're all stuck.
      Jackson: Ahh! He right, we are stuck!
      Robbie: Well on the bright side, at least he doesn't have the dummy.
      Gunther: (Speaking as Nelson the dummy) Who are you calling a dummy, dummy.
      Jackson: Daddy, I've seen this movie before. And you and I don't make it to the sequel.

    • Roxy: Now, Robbie Ray, you and Jackson enjoy that father-son fishing trip. I won't let anything harm a hair on your baby girl's pretty little hair. (Opens the door and sees Miley with her arms tied above her head with own her hair) Gotta go!
      Roxy: Who did this to you?
      Miley: The new kid in school. She thinks I look better with my hair up.
      Roxy: Didn't anybody try to help you?
      Lilly (Steps in with arms tied up like Miley's): That would be me!

    • Oliver: You go make friends with the cracker and I'll stay here and start writing your will.
      Lilly: Ooh! Put me down for all her shoes. (Miley gives her the look) I mean good luck!
      Miley: Ah, the fellowship of the weenies!

    • (Jackson and Robbie are snowed in a cabin with Gunther)
      Jackson: We can at least try to dig out. Right?
      Gunther: Dig what? You've broke all of our best plastic spoons!

    • Miley: So, this was your plan from the beginning?
      Roxy: That's right. You've heard of reverse psychology. Well, welcome to reverse Rox-ology. No need to thank me, honey.
      Miley: Wait a minute. I got tossed around like a salad so you could teach me a lesson?
      Roxy: You never do eat your vegetables.
      Miley: Well, you better run, 'cause Miley's like a puma! Hyah!
      Roxy: (Runs) Aah! Principal, Principal, help me! Help me!

    • Miley: (About Roxy) She's impossible. I can't talk to boys and these nurses shoes are hideous. And now, she's making us wear the same clothes, so if I get lost, she can tell people "I'm looking for someone dressed like me."
      Lilly: Hey, only 4 more years and you can wear what you want... unless she follows you to college.

    • (At Miley's school)
      Roxy: Now, take your shoes off and put these on.
      Miley: Roxy, these look like nurses shoes.
      Roxy: Safest shoes ever made. These waxy floors are a broken hip waiting to happen.
      Miley: Nurses shoes?
      Lilly: Hey, look on the bright side. (Pauses) I'm sorry, there is no bright side to this.

    • (after the Cracker runs away)
      Lilly: What did you do?
      Roxy: I used ESP. Extra Sensory Puma.

    • Troy: Hey, Lilly. Hey, Miley.
      Lilly & Miley: Hi, Troy.
      Troy: Listen, the basketball team is having a party this Saturday, and I was wondering if you guys want to go.
      Roxy: No, we can't.
      Troy: Actually, I was...
      Roxy: I said no! Now, move, move, move!
      (Troy leaves)
      Roxy: He seems like a sweet boy. Those are the ones you gotta watch.
      Lilly: Roxy, what are you doing?! I had my eyes on him!

    • Jackson: We're never gonna get out! We're gonna die in here!
      Robbie: No one's gonna die. Now, stop focusing on the negative and focus on the positive. Snow plow's gonna be here soon.
      Gunther: Bad news, fellas. Snow plow won't be here till morning.
      Robbie: Sweet frozen niblets!

    • Jackson: Could you open the door?
      Gunther: You boys are lucky I'm still open. The Health Department wanted to close me down last week.
      Robbie: Really? Why was that?
      Gunther: Bugs. Big, big bugs. But don't worry; we're fumigating all the other rooms.
      Jackson: 'Cause you already did this one?
      Gunther: Okay.

    • Miley: Can you teach me that?
      Roxy: No way! You only use violence as a last resort.
      Miley: And when is that? When she yanks out my intestines and wears it as a belt?

    • Roxy: First thing tomorrow, you go right to that principal and tell him what's going on.
      Miley: And be a snitch? No way!
      Roxy: Well, then, it looks like I'll have to go down there and protect you myself from The Cookie.
      Miley: She's not The Cookie; she's The Cracker!
      Roxy: I don't care what kind of snack food she is. She's gonna have to get through me!

    • Lilly: (About The Cracker) Rumor is, where her old school kicked her out, they had to call Animal Control. It took 6 dog catchers and a giant net to bring her down.
      Miley: Come on, Lilly. It's hard enough to be the new kid in school without people making up stories about you. Remember when I moved here from Tennessee and somebody spread a rumor that I ate possum? (Looks at Oliver)
      Oliver: I didn't know you then.

    • Oliver: Mmm. Nothing better on a peanut butter sandwich than pickled chips, little bit of mustard, and chili.
      (Miley & Lilly give him weird looks)
      Oliver: What? It all ends up in the same place!

  • NOTES (5)


    • Miley: Hey Jeanie, this barrette would go perfect with your light brown hair.

      This is a reference to the Stephan Foster song "Jeanie with the Light Brown Hair".

    • Miley: Ah, the fellowship of the weenies.

      The Fellowship of the Weenies is an allusion to the first "Lord of the Rings" book titled The Fellowship of the Ring.

    • Roxy: ...float like a butterfly, braid with a bead.
      This is an allusion to Muhammad Ali's favorite saying, Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.

    • The Cracker:
      The Cracker and her bullying ways are similar to the That's So Raven character called The Juicer who premiered in the episode, "Juicer Consequences".

    • Schooly Bully is a play on the title of a hit song sung by Sam the Sham called Wooly Bully.