Hannah Montana

Miley: Dad, this isn't funny. You didn't see what I went through! Robbie: I'm sorry honey, I was a little busy. Miley: Yeah, hiding from Liposuction Liza! Robbie: I wasn't hiding! I just got stuck trying to get out the bathroom window. I'm sorry but that lady is just plain weird!

Lilly: I am so proud of you! I could never go in front of the whole world and lie! When I tell my dad I finished my homework when I haven't, I start giggling like an idiot. Miley: Well, that's the difference between me and you. I can go on Colin's show and say I love "Oh Wow". (Starts giggling.) Lilly: What was that? Miley: Nothing. I just thought of something funny. It's not like I was laughing 'cause I was lying. (Starts laughing hysterically) You did this to me!

Hannah: Okay, where's that director? Hannah's ready to smell up the place! Lola: Lemme smell! Lemme smell! (Smells the liquid) Hmm...it's light, it's subtle... Hannah: It's water. Lola: Oh, what a ripoff!

Miley: I never have to smell that perfume again. (Sniffs) You're wearing it, aren't you? Lilly: No! Yes! I like it.

Liza: Hannah, darling, little advertising tidbit, when selling a product, gagging and wretching, big turn-off!

Hannah: (Filming commercial) My time... is now. My perfume is... Oh Wow. Complete the circle... I've never smelled anything (Smells it and starts coughing)... oh wow! Liza: CUT!

(Miley and Robbie see the car) Miley: Wow, it's beautiful. Robbie: Yeah. Too bad we have to send it back. Miley: Say what?

Liza: So Hannah, where's that cowboy daddy of yours? Liza likey! (Robbie approaches from behind Liza, then backs away) Hannah: He's in the bathroom. Liza: (Happily) Oh! Hannah: In Europe. Liza: (depressed) Oh.

Brianna: (On the phone) Hannah, I'm such a big fan! I can't believe I'm talking to you! I hear your perfume smells like raspberries. I love raspberries! Don't you love raspberries? Hannah: Well, I really don't like singling out any one fruit as my favorite. It's so unfair to all the other fruits. Collin: But it's in your perfume, so you gotta love raspberries, right? Yes or no? Hannah: Yes. I mean, uh... who doesn't like a good raspberries? Oh, well, Brianna, thanks for the call. Read a book, eat your vegetables, always be polite. Brianna: Thanks, Hannah! I do love-- (Hannah hangs up on Brianna)

Robbie: Hey, darling. The more I think about it, the more I think going on this show is a bad idea. Hannah: Daddy, you worry too much. Robbie: What if he brings out a bottle of that perfume and you get a whiff of it? Hannah: Thought about it. I've already got about a pound of vaporub in my nose. Right now, I could smell one of Jackson's dirty socks and live to tell the tale. Robbie: I'll have to remember that next time I go visit Uncle Earl and he's cooked up a pot of that three-bean chili.

Miley: I should have backed out of the commercial the minute I smelled that perfume. Now I smell worse than Uncle Earl after was drilling for oil and hit the sewage pipe. Lilly: Okay, if I haven't said this before, I don't ever want to meet Uncle Earl. Robbie: Uncle Earl is not that bad. The one you don't want to meet is Aunt Max. Talk about your bearded lady.