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Miley Stewart/Hannah Montana
Uncle Bobbie Ray (uncredited)
Luanne Stewart (uncredited)
Goof: When we see Luanne for the first time she is wearing red lipstick, but in the next scene her lipstick is pink.
Miley had a pet pig named Luann back when she lived in Tennessee.
Robbie had a brother named Bobby.
The Hannah Montana songs "I've Got Nerve," "Pumpin' Up the Party," and "The Other Side of Me" are played in the background during the Halloween party and Robbie and Miley sing "Stand".
Robbie writes a new song every time he gets bad news. For "Best of Both Worlds," Miley needed braces. For "This is the Life," Jackson couldn't go to sleep away camp. For "Pumpin' Up the Party," Miley's goldfish died. And for "Stand," Miley's cousin Luann came for a visit.
Goof: In the last scene with Bobby and Robbie, there is a pot of candy sitting on the table. When Mr. Dontzig comes in and sees the both of them, he freaks out and takes some candy and the pot with him. In the next scene the pot is gone, but in the final scene the pot is back where it was before.
This is the first time Oliver appeared at one of Hannah's Hollywood events, although he is in disguise.
Lilly appears as Lola (With the purple wig) again.
Robbie: (About Luanne) She's a good kid, let's not forget who pulled you out of the well when you we're just six.
Miley: Let's not forget who pushed me in!
Lilly: (imitating Robbie) Give her a chance bud. Now if you'll excuse me, I hear the ice cream man a'ringing, and I want me a fudgey buddy.
Miley: Okay, that was creepy good.
Lilly: Thank you.
Oliver: (About the Hannahween party) I had a dream like this once. Except the room was full of Jessica Simpsons and I had more than one chest hair.
Hannah: Focus! We have to find the real, fake Hannah!
Lilly: Didn't you say you named your pet pig Luanne?
(Luanne starts laughing and snorting like a pig.)
Miley: And now you know why.
Miley: And what has all this taught you?
Robbie: That parents should believe their kids when they say that their cousin is evil.
Robbie: That I should always take my cell phone with me when I leave the house in case my daughter gets trapped in her closet.
Robbie: And I'm sorry.
Luanne: (singing badly) The other side, the other side the other side of m.....(Miley, Lilly, and Oliver pull her off stage)
Traci: (Stunned) Ew! Magic...and spitting. Neat. Why don't we have dessert now? Bring out the Hannah Banana Cream Pie!
Luanne: What's that girl? You want Hanner to perform at the party? Good idear! (Singing Badly) "You don got the bestest of both worlds". Oh, yeah! Horrible ain't it? Wait till your fans hear that. That'll do wooonders for your career, Happy Halloween Cuz, Muahha!
Luanne: Miley, Miley, Miley.
I can't believe you didn't see this comin'. Maybe if you wouldn't of wasted your time in singin' classes and went to rodeo camp wit the rest of us, you wouldn't be stuck in this sitiation!
Traci: Hannah, you've been here an hour and you haven't said a word about my little "Hannah-ween" surprise.
Luanne: (Dressed as Hannah Montana) Oh, you mean everyone dressed like me? Yeah, it's about as stupid as a vegetarian having breakfast at the "Beef N' Waffle."
Traci: What are you talking about?
Luanne: I'm talking about stupid. Just like your stupid little voice. What's the matter, you got some candy corn stuck up in your nozzle?
Traci: I have a deviated septum. (Snaps her fingers) And I own it!
Robbie: Sometimes kids just do things without thinking.
(A fly buzzes around Oliver. Oliver smacks his pie, hoping to kill the fly but got it in his hands. He wipes his hands on his shirt)
Oliver: Stupid fly!
Robbie: I wasn't planning that, but there you go.
Miley: Best of Both Worlds, I had to get braces. This is the Life, Jackson wasn't going to sleep away camp. Pumping up the Party, my gold fish died
Mr. Dontzig: (Singing) He's Mister Happy Pumpkin Man, passing out candy like no one can. He's Mister Happy Pumpkin Man!
Mr. Dontzig: Save the jokes, Goldilocks. You're gonna need a sense of humor when all the kids see how "Unscary" your house is and they start pelting it with eggs. Ha, ha! Which would be an improvement over this paint job!
Robbie: That's it! He's crossed the line! He insulted my hair.
Luanne: Guys, you've got to get her out of here before she reveals my secret!
Hannah: You mean my secret!
Robbie: Don't go challenging me, Dontzig.
Mr. Dontzig: Oh, I'm shaking!
Robbie: Well, take it outside. I don't have earthquake insurance.
Miley: Great, my life is in the hands of Count Chest Hair.
Mr. Dontzig: What's with the Halloween decorations? Or should I say "Halloweenie" decorations! (Laughs) Your winking Santa was scarier than this! You know, I was hoping this year you'd be a little competition for me, but I was wrong.
Jackson: Dad, you're just going to let him get away with that?
Robbie: Don't worry about it, son. It's a holiday. We're not gonna get sucked into his little game.
Mr. Dontzig: Said the loooser!
Miley: (About Luanne's cookies) Whatever you do, don't eat that!
Lilly: Why not?
Miley: Because it was made by the devil's little helper!
Lilly: You are being ridiculous. (Takes a bite, spits it out, & falls to the floor)
Lilly: Oh, please. Next you're going to be saying "she sees dead people!"
Oliver: When my goldfish died, my mom flushed it down the toilet. I'll never forget her comforting words. "Get over it, Oliver. It's a stinkin' fish."
Lilly: That explains so much.
Miley: (After singing the song "Stand" with Robbie) Wow. That is the best song you've ever written. I can't wait to record it! What's the bad news?
Lilly: Bad news? What are you talking about? That's a great song!
Robbie: Thank you, Lilly. You know, I've always liked her.
Miley: You are so busted Luanne.
Luanne: Guys, you grabbed the wrong one in the dark. I'm Miley.
Miley: Nice try you backwoods witch. These are my best friends, they're not gonna fall for that. Tell her.
Oliver: You got any idea?
Lilly: Not a clue.
Luanne: (On stage pretending to be Hannah Montana) Hey folks, it's me, the REAL Hannah Montana. I've gotta little announcement for y'all, you guys might wanna get out your fancy Hollywood phone cameras for this one.
Oliver: Hey guys I found her, she's on stage!
Miley: (Sarcastically) Good work.
Robbie: This stuff scares six year olds. It's not like we're gonna find something that scares us. (Mr. Dontzig shows up) Ahhh!
Mr. Dontzig: Stewart, someone shoved your magazine through my mail slot.
Robbie: Hmmm, I'm guessing that would be the MAIL MAN!
Oliver: Boy, she cooks, she calls pigs. Where have you been all my life?
Luanne: Oh you, (Knocks Oliver to the floor) mama warned me about you handsome california fellas.
Oliver: (Gets back up) Oh you...too.
Oliver: Wait a minute! I have an idea, I know how to tell which is the real Miley. Both of you kiss me.
Oliver: (Points to Miley) That's Miley!
This episode premiered in the Czech Republic on October 29th, 2011.
Lilly: Oh please. Next you're gonna say, "She sees dead people."
This is the famous line from the 1999 thriller film, The Sixth Sense, which starred Haley Joel Osment, Emily Osment's (Lilly) older brother. Haley's character saw spirits of the recently departed.
Torn Between Two Hannahs is a play on the title of a hit song by Mary MacGregor called "Torn Between Two Lovers (And Feelin' Like a Fool)".
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