Hannah Montana

Robbie: What's the matter with you, son? You didn't even try to miss the one-legged chicken and he's just hoppin' in one place. Jackson: Who cares! I'm probably just messing up like I messed up being Hannah's assisticant. Robbie: First of all, assisticant; ain't a word!

(After Jackson cracks Sean's back) Sean: My back! What you do? Jackson: I don't know. It worked when Scooby did it to Shaggy. Sean: That's a cartoon! Jackson: No, no, no, I was talking about my cousins.

Miley: Come on, Jackson. Answer your phone! (Phone rings) I can hear it ringing! (Rings) Why can I hear it ringing? (Finds Jackson's cellphone) That's why! Miley (Answering Jackson's phone): Why hello there! You've reached Jackson, Hannah Montana's assisticate. I can't do any assisticating now 'cause I forgot my phone. Yakety-yakety-yak!

Oliver: What's crackin-lackin', Lilly? Lilly: What is wrong with you? Oliver: Face it, Lilly. I found my new thang and I'm...working. Lilly: Well, work your way over and give me two bottles of water! Oliver: Two bizzles of wizzles for the Lizza!

Miley: You're right Lilly, I have to fire him! When he comes through that door, I'm gonna say Jackson you're...(Jackson walks in the door) .. Carrying a balloon-heart bouquet? Jackson: Hey Mile, look I know I've been screwing up a lot lately, so here, I got you these. Miley: Wow, you got me earrings...(Whispering to Lilly) He got me earrings... Lilly: (Whispering) Oh no, they're beautiful! Miley: (Whispering) I know, it's horrible.

Lola: You got a little somethin' in your teeth. Hannah: Ewww it's a fly! Lola and Hannah: Ewwwwwww!

Miley:I think I know how to get Jackson's job back at Rico's! Robbie:Now wait a minute! Think it through! Miley:Your'e right, I really think it through..... Yep that'll work let's go!

Jackson: I'm fired aren't I? Hannah: Ya think!

Jackson: They said if you don't make a reservation you get no limo! Can you believe that? Lola: I know I do! Hannah: So Jackson, no reservation? Jackson: The company is called "Ready When You Are" limo service, not "Ready When You Are, If You Make a Reservation"!

Miley: Daddy what just happened? Robbie: I just ran over an armadillo and Hannah just got herself a senior-vice-president-of-assistacation.

Miley:I'm just a kid. How am I supposed to get you a job?...... I mean, unless you wanna be Hannah's assistant or something.... Jackson:I'll take it. Miley:What?

Miley: Daddy, I feel awful! I opened my big mouth and got him fired, then opened it again and got him hired, and then fired again. Maybe I should just keep my big mouth shut. Robbie: Oh, honey, let's face it. You'll never be able to keep that big mouth shut.

Robbie: (About Jackson) You know, sooner or later you're gonna have to face the music and fire him. Hannah: No, no, no. Not anymore. I found an easy fix for this. I found a way to utilize Jackson to the best of his abilities. Robbie: By giving him jobs to do that he can't screw up? Hannah: Exactly.

Lola: Right. We were talking about you hiring Jackson. Horrible, horrible, horrible! Hannah: Lilly, I'm trying to give Jackson a chance. I mean, it's the least I could do. And besides, I could use a little support here. Lola: You're right. You're being a very good sister. And who knows? Maybe he'll rise to the occasion. Hannah: Do you really believe that? Lola: Do you want support or the truth? Make up your mind!

Robbie: Somebody wanna tell what's going on here? Jackson: I just got fired! Robbie: Oh, no, Jackson, what'd you do? Jackson: I didn't do anything. You did. Robbie: Me?! Jackson: Yeah, you had to have a second kid, and now, little Miss Big Mouth just got me fired. Robbie: Is that true, Mile? Miley: Dad, I was just trying to help. And besides, Jackson, I said I was sorry. What else do you want from me? Jackson: I don't know... A JOB!

Robbie: (Playing Jackson's video game) Yee-haw! Oh, yeah! Man, this jalopy races faster than Uncle Earl's heart at a Shakira concert!

Miley: Hey, Jackson, where you going? Jackson: Well, I was headed to Jessica Alba's for movies and kettle corn, but then I decided I'd rather spend 6 hours making minimum wage at Rico's.

Rico: So, what do you say? You wash my back, I'll wash your brother's? Miley: Okay, first, eww! And second, I think it's scratch my back. And third, eww!!

Miley: Hey, Jackson, you know, you have a real car. Here's a thought: get in it and drive away! Jackson: Well, I would if I had real gas, which costs real money, which Rico doesn't pay a real lot of. Miley: Ask Rico for a raise. Jackson: Ask for a raise? Gee, that sounds like a good idea. Oh, wait, I did! It's not gonna happen. Rico's vicious, ruthless, and completely inflexible.