Hannah Montana

Liza: (Seeing that the zit is gone) Where's my zit?! I loved that zit! (Turns to crowd and gets on stage) Liza: Well here she is! The girl that doesn't even get a litle blemish, no matter how many awards i'd win if she did, Hannah Montana!

Rico: Here we have what seems to be a normal egg, or is it? (Cracks it open on Jackson's head) Yep!It's normal.

Robbie: So, who's the mastermind behind this operation? Miley: Okay... Jackson made me do it! Jackson: WHAT? (Miley finds a paintbrush in Robbie's jacket pocket) Miley: Dad, why do you have a paintbrush? Robbie: Jackson made me do it! Jackson: And I repeat... WHAT?

Liza: Oh look, it's the Montana posse. Howdy! (To Robbie) Nice 'stache. You grow it fast down south!

(Lilly gets up from falling) Lilly: Sorry. (She gets the basketball and goes up to the post) Lilly: Here. (Lilly throws the basketball to the post and it bounces off) Lilly: Nice hands Shaq.

Miley: Oliver! (Oliver comes) Oliver: Yeah? Miley: Help me tell Lilly that LOOKS DON'T MATTER! Oliver: Okay. (Imitating Miley) LOOKS DON'T MATTER! Miley: See? If Oliver can say it with his freaky nostril thing, then you can get over your glasses! Oliver: Yeah! ... (Looks at Miley) WHAT? Miley: You know, one's totally bigger than the other one. (Oliver runs up to a guy and takes his sunglasses and uses them as a mirror and gives them back and goes back to Miley) Oliver: Look at this! Look at this! I'm a lopsided freak! Miley: I'm sorry! I thought you knew! (Oliver starts to leave) Oliver: Stop staring at me! I am not an animal! (He runs off)

Robbie: You know I'll always be here for you Miles. You're my little girl. Jackson: What am I? Robbie: Tina, my other little girl.

Lilly: Whatever you do, don't let your mom pick out your glasses from a shop that also sells tires.

Melissa: Jackson! Jackson: Melissa, great news! I'm a man with money and a lot of gas. (Melissa looks at him strangely) Jackson: Uh, in my car.

(After Miley covers up the zit on her billboard) Robbie: Nice work. Miley: Thanks. You know, the voice in my head sounds just like Dad. Robbie: (Comes up behind Miley & Jackson) There's a reason for that. Miley: Oh, man! Busted!

Jackson: (Dressed as a woman) Hey, Dad. Robbie: Well, you move the family to Hollywood and this is what you get.

Miley: (About her billboard image) Daddy, who put my face on that zit?!

Miley: (About Lilly's glasses) You know, they really don't look that bad. Robbie: If it helps, I think they're pretty cool. Lilly: Oh, man! Robbie: What'd I say? Miley: Dad, when a parent says something's cool, you know it's dorky. Robbie: Oh, okay. I get it. Lilly, I think those glasses are a big bowl of ugly. Lilly: (Crying) Thanks a lot! Miley: (To Robbie) Big bowl of ugly? Work with me here!

Miley: Lilly, there's no one up here. This is really getting stupid! Robbie: (Carrying Lilly on his back) We passed stupid on the 3rd floor. Now we're up towards hernia!

Heather: Congrats on making the half-pipe finals. I'm so sorry. Lilly: About what? Heather: Sorry I'm gonna beat you again! Kim: Beat you again! Heather: You got no chance! Kim: No chance! Heather: (To Kim) Shut up! Kim: (To Lilly) Shut up! (Pauses) Oh.