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Miley Stewart/Hannah Montana
Goof: Miley's necklace moves in and out of her shirt collar various times without her moving it.
The dog that Liza photographs is the same dog that plays Humphrey in "Cory in the House".
Goof: When Lilly showed Miley how her dog looked when he ate her contacts, Lilly's hands were up, then a second later, they were on her waist.
Goof: When Liza gets the water bottle at the studio, you can read "Dasani" on the bottle.
When Lilly enters the unveiling, she is covering most of her face with a scarf, but then it falls down. However, in the next shot she is just taking it off.
Lilly is almost blind without her glasses or contacts.
Hannah is the spokesmodel for "Magic Glow Skin Cream".
Liza: (To Robbie) Comfy?
Robbie: Like a monkey in a banana bag.
Liza: (Seeing that the zit is gone) Where's my zit?! I loved that zit!
(Turns to crowd and gets on stage)
Liza: Well here she is! The girl that doesn't even get a litle blemish, no matter how many awards i'd win if she did, Hannah Montana!
Rico: Here we have what seems to be a normal egg, or is it? (Cracks it open on Jackson's head) Yep!It's normal.
Robbie: So, who's the mastermind behind this operation?
Miley: Okay... Jackson made me do it!
(Miley finds a paintbrush in Robbie's jacket pocket)
Miley: Dad, why do you have a paintbrush?
Robbie: Jackson made me do it!
Jackson: And I repeat... WHAT?
Liza: Oh look, it's the Montana posse. Howdy! (To Robbie) Nice 'stache. You grow it fast down south!
(Lilly gets up from falling)
(She gets the basketball and goes up to the post)
(Lilly throws the basketball to the post and it bounces off)
Lilly: Nice hands Shaq.
Miley: Help me tell Lilly that LOOKS DON'T MATTER!
Oliver: Okay. (Imitating Miley) LOOKS DON'T MATTER!
Miley: See? If Oliver can say it with his freaky nostril thing, then you can get over your glasses!
Oliver: Yeah! ... (Looks at Miley) WHAT?
Miley: You know, one's totally bigger than the other one.
(Oliver runs up to a guy and takes his sunglasses and uses them as a mirror and gives them back and goes back to Miley)
Oliver: Look at this! Look at this! I'm a lopsided freak!
Miley: I'm sorry! I thought you knew!
(Oliver starts to leave)
Oliver: Stop staring at me! I am not an animal! (He runs off)
Robbie: You know I'll always be here for you Miles. You're my little girl.
Jackson: What am I?
Robbie: Tina, my other little girl.
Lilly: Whatever you do, don't let your mom pick out your glasses from a shop that also sells tires.
Jackson: Melissa, great news! I'm a man with money and a lot of gas.
(Melissa looks at him strangely)
Jackson: Uh, in my car.
(After Miley covers up the zit on her billboard)
Robbie: Nice work.
Miley: Thanks. You know, the voice in my head sounds just like Dad.
Robbie: (Comes up behind Miley & Jackson) There's a reason for that.
Miley: Oh, man! Busted!
Jackson: (Dressed as a woman) Hey, Dad.
Robbie: Well, you move the family to Hollywood and this is what you get.
Miley: (About her billboard image) Daddy, who put my face on that zit?!
Miley: (About Lilly's glasses) You know, they really don't look that bad.
Robbie: If it helps, I think they're pretty cool.
Lilly: Oh, man!
Robbie: What'd I say?
Miley: Dad, when a parent says something's cool, you know it's dorky.
Robbie: Oh, okay. I get it. Lilly, I think those glasses are a big bowl of ugly.
Lilly: (Crying) Thanks a lot!
Miley: (To Robbie) Big bowl of ugly? Work with me here!
Miley: Lilly, there's no one up here. This is really getting stupid!
Robbie: (Carrying Lilly on his back) We passed stupid on the 3rd floor. Now we're up towards hernia!
Heather: Congrats on making the half-pipe finals. I'm so sorry.
Lilly: About what?
Heather: Sorry I'm gonna beat you again!
Kim: Beat you again!
Heather: You got no chance!
Kim: No chance!
Heather: (To Kim) Shut up!
Kim: (To Lilly) Shut up! (Pauses) Oh.
Liza: Hannah, darling, we're doing an ad for skin cream, not wart removal. What is that face?
Robbie: I believe it's a reaction to your singing.
Liza: And you are?
Robbie: Hannah's manager.
Liza: Well, Hannah's manager, I'm an award-winning photographer, so why don't you just push your tush off my set.
Robbie: And I'm also her father.
Liza: Oh, I need a chair for Mr. Montana's tush.
This episode premiered in the Czech Republic on October 15th, 2011.
We learn that Lilly has a dog.
This episode aired in Canada on September 8, 2006.
This is the last episode that the opening credits uses clips from.
Miley did not sing in this episode, but the song "This is the Life" was played when she was at her photoshoot. The photographer also sang to the song.
Oliver: "I am not an animal!" (Over the imperfection Miley and Lilly point out he has)
Oliver is quoting from John Merrick from the movie about the Elephant Man. The complete quote is "I am not an animal - I am a human being!"
Lilly: Nice hands Shaq!
Shaquille "Shaq" O'Neal is a basketball player. He became famous for leading the LA Lakers to three NBA championships and helping the Miami Heat win their first ever championship.
You're So Vain, You Probably Think This Zit Is About You is a title allusion of the song by Carly Simon that was the number one song in 1973 with the title of You're So Vain, with lyrics that included the phrase "you probably think this song is about you."
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