Richie: Arlene, we've only been going together for two weeks. It's not like we're married.
Arlene: Richie, one week is a crush. Two weeks is a commitment.
Howard: Richard, there is one thing that women like men to do. It's what they call "a romantic gesture." We men call it "eating crow."
William Bickley is credited as "William S. Bickley."
The title comes from the famous song of the same name most famously sung by Neil Sedaka.