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Vivian: (from outside) Hey, Fonzie! It's me, Vivian.
Howard: What was that?
Marion: That's Vivian, dear.
Howard: Well, I heard that.
Richie: A date tonight, Fonz?
Fonzie: A maybe date.
Vivian: Fonzie, are you coming out?
Fonzie: This is really embarassing, huh? Some people got no class. They just interrupt a great meal. (to Joanie) Don't you ever do that, Shortcake.
Vivian: Fonzie, are you in there?
Fonzie: (shouting) Hey, will you shut up? We're eating!
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Howard: Hardware Village! It's three stories high, and it's got an escalator and a credit department and 600 different kinds of nails. You know how many kinds of nails I sell? Two: rusty and not rusty.
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Richie: This could really hurt Fonzie. He's a very sensitive person. I hope he doesn't throw me down the stairs.
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(Richie finds a reason to let Fonzie stay in the apartment above the garage.)
Richie: He's a very handy guy to have around. He can fix your car.
Howard: Oh, that's great. I'll be the first guy in the neighborhood who can go 140 miles an hour in a DeSoto.
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Joanie: Sit on it, Malph!
First "sit on it" phrase of the series.