Happy Days Season 2 Episode 6

Joanie: (after Richie rushes out of the Simpson house) You really look scared, Richie.
Richie: I am not. Don't be ridiculous. I just want to get home. I'm hungry.
Joanie: You'll have a hard time eating with your heart in your throat, Richie.
Richie: Ha, ha, ha.

Joanie: I'm not going in there. Everyone knows about old Magnolia Simpson. Ever since she lost her head, anybody else who goes in gets their's chopped off too.
Richie: Now where'd you hear that?
Joanie: Phyllis Boyer. She told me about the four people who went in there last Halloween, and they never, ever came out.
Richie: They just disappeared, right?
Joanie: Just their heads.
Richie: Well if something like that were to happen, it would've been in all the newspapers.
Joanie: Phyllis said that the ghost warned reporters not to write about it.

Fonzie: You can't lie to the Fonz, not even my mother. She told me, when I was having my tonsils out, that I was going to a parade. But I broke her down. She confessed on the way to the hospital.