Happy Days

Howard: One of the trick-or-treaters tonight had this cute little joke: What do you get when you take out the inside of a hot dog? A hollow weenie.

Joanie: (after Richie rushes out of the Simpson house) You really look scared, Richie. Richie: I am not. Don't be ridiculous. I just want to get home. I'm hungry. Joanie: You'll have a hard time eating with your heart in your throat, Richie. Richie: Ha, ha, ha.

Joanie: I'm not going in there. Everyone knows about old Magnolia Simpson. Ever since she lost her head, anybody else who goes in gets their's chopped off too. Richie: Now where'd you hear that? Joanie: Phyllis Boyer. She told me about the four people who went in there last Halloween, and they never, ever came out. Richie: They just disappeared, right? Joanie: Just their heads. Richie: Well if something like that were to happen, it would've been in all the newspapers. Joanie: Phyllis said that the ghost warned reporters not to write about it.

Fonzie: You can't lie to the Fonz, not even my mother. She told me, when I was having my tonsils out, that I was going to a parade. But I broke her down. She confessed on the way to the hospital.

Fonzie: You got nothing to fear but fear itself. Richie: Didn't somebody else say that? Fonz: Well, if they did, they got it from the Fonz.