Burglar: You know, I could use a good, strong kid like you. Ever think of becoming a burglar?
Ralph: If I don't get into dental school, you'll be the first one I call.
Ralph: Potsie, if you had half a brain, you'd be dangerous.
Potsie: Oh yeah?
Ralph: Good comeback, Pots.
Richie: Burglar, meet my friends, Ralph and Potsie.
Burglar: You need to widen your circle of acquaintances. These are the most useless friends I've ever seen.
Potsie: Don't kill us.
Ralph: Kidnap us instead. I know my father will give you at least $886. That's what he paid to get my teeth fixed.