Dave: Have you ever felt like the Big Mac wasn't big enough? Or the foot long wasn't feet long enough? Well, have no fear, ladies and gentlemen, and feast your eyes upon (Max removes the cover from the plate) steaktanic! Two pounds of meat.
Dave: One liter of garlic aeoli.
Dave: A half a block of smoked Gouda. Three layers of lettuce ... iceberg, dead ahead.
Jane: Wow, that is disgusting ... and illegal, I think.