Jane: (After Brad's suggestion to postpone Christmas in favour of celebrating Janemas) What's Janemas?
Alex: You're going to do everything you would normally do on your July birthday. I'm going to take you shopping, we're going to get our nails did, and then we're going to throw you the best birthday party ever.
Jane: Guys, I really appreciate what you're trying to do okay, but you can't shut Christmas out. It's unstoppable.
Brad: Oh, we're stopping it missy today. Alex is going to keep her weird present opening fetish under wraps, no pun intended.
Alex: I don't get it anyway.
Brad: And Max is going to be eggnostic for the day, pun intended.
Max: I'm not saying there is eggnog, I'm not saying there's not eggnog, what I'm saying is, there's no way to know for sure.
Alex: I really don't get that one.
Penny: There is going to be zero evidence of Christmas on your birthday.