Max: (takes out a wad of cash when it's time to pay the bar bill) Anyway, don't worry about the check guys. I got this one.
Dave: What? Whoa.
Max: I have a little bit of disposable income these days.
Jane: Max, you cannot have disposable income when you owe us 11,000 dollars and three cats.
Max: You'll get those cats when you get those cats, Jane. And the reason I have all this extra casheesh is because my new roommate decided to pay me five months' rent in advance.
Dave: Ah yes, el nuevo roommate. When are we going to meet this guy?
Max: Oh no, you won't. I told that guy that we are going to live totally separate lives. I will not make the same mistake I made with my last roommate and get all invested in his personal business.
Dave: That was me.
Max: Yeah, and I will not make that blunder again.