(Rik Mayall as the filthy Priest)
'My trousers yearn for the lavatory'
Dalcroix (Jim Broadbent with ludicrous French accent): I need no church, I carry my God.......with me!
Vicar (Rik Mayall, with equally ludicrous accent): Really?! A remarkable feat, seeing as it has been proven that God weighs 15 tonnes!