Lord Rustless talks about travel abroad and suddenly realises that hasn't seen Lady Rustless since their trip to the East. While he and his staff try to locate the missing woman, Lord Rustless mentions several issues or stories:
- Edward & Phyllis, a married upper-class couple, have some communication problems.
- A man with his arm in a plaster finds it difficult to walk around.
- A drunk man comes home and gets into an argument with people on television.
Eventually cook tells the other that her Ladyship has returned home.