Harry: Hi! I'm Harry. We're soldiers.
Sergeant Shout: (miltary theme begins) Soldiers?! You lot? (snickers) That's a joke. Look at you. (points at Steggy) You're out of shape. (points at Trike) Your hooves are dirty. (points at Pterence) And you're too small! You're the most useless, miserable bunch of soldiers I've ever seen!
Taury: Yeah, I know what you mean. I've been trying to whip these guys into shape for ages.
Sergeant Shout: (pokes him in the stomach) And you talk too much! If you want to be real soldiers, we've got work to do. What are you waiting for?! Move out!