Clown: Hello, hello, hello. Somebody having a birthday?
Tommy, Adam, Cassie: She is!
Adam: Happy birthday, Harry!
Harry: You got me a clown?
Adam: That new bakery on Fourth is having a promotion free clown with the purchase of birthday cake. I couldn't resist.
Harry: You got me a discount clown.
Dave Kerwin: My father, he would always say "make your life count for something." He'd say "I don't care what you do, Dave, you know, just make sure it adds up." Something. I'm a clown. I can't hold a job, I can't think well. I got hurt in a war that nobody wanted or seems to care about. Yes, I want that medal. I want to hold it in my hand, you know, I want to look at it and feel proud and know that my country is proud of me. And know that, that what I did, it counted, it counted.
Tommy: We need to get Dave his Purple Heart. Right now. Today.
Adam: Tommy, I've done some checking. This is not easily accomplished. These things can fall into bureaucratic sinkholes for years and I'm going to bring up a principle now, one that I know you hold dear if not sacrosanct. Dave the clown can't pay.
Tommy: I don't care. It's Christmas. It's that special time of year when we don't despise our fellow man. We'll do it pro bono. We need to get the clown his Purple Heart.
Original International Air Dates:
Canada: December 7, 2011 on Global
United Kingdom: March 19, 2012 on Universal Channel/Universal Channel HD
Finland: July 8, 2014 on MTV3