Have Gun - Will Travel

Alejandro: There isn't a man in this county who wants my father's blood on his hands. Paladin: But as a stranger, I'm elected. Because it doesn't matter if I have your father's blood on my hands. Alejandro: You don't want to understand me, Mr. Paladin: He sees an old friend of years ago. All he remembers is some...little argument. He forgets everything else. The old friend is his enemy. But to you, a stranger, he can be neutral.

(The charging knight has unhorsed the startled Paladin.) Knight: Arise, Black Knight of Hades, and meet death on your feet. Or would you, foul enchanter that you are, prefer to die upon your knees?

Paladin: Now, you wouldn't by any chance be Don Esteban Gutierrez Coloca, would you? (The knight bows) Knight: And you sir, by what name are you called? Paladin: Paladin. (The knight stares at the emblem on Paladin's holster) Knight: Are you a knight? Paladin: Well, in a manner of speaking. Knight: May I tell you something? I am not truly a knight. I've never been formally invested. Paladin: Well, your secret is safe with me. I may even be able to help you. Shall we...away? Knight: There is, uh, one more thing. Paladin: What's that? Knight: I must find the Lady Dulcinea. Paladin: Who? Knight: Why sir, a lady. For a knight-errant without a lady-love is like, like a tree without leaves or fruit. A body without a soul.

Knight: The monster is coming. The giant Caliculiambro, is coming. I know it, I feel it. And I, I have to keep my vigil. In the chapel, I must sit, and watch my armor, till the dawn. Innkeeper: We ain't got no chapel! Paladin: Come tonight's vigil, the outside may do as well. For what is the outdoors, with the bright bower of stars, if it be not indeed, God's own chapel? Knight: It might do!

(Paladin intervenes before the knight can smite an innocent cow. Dirty Dog attacks him with his knife.) Knight: Enough! But I can't tolerate this fellow much longer. Paladin: Old man, you cannot go around killing cows! Knight: Well, I had a nobler object next. The house. And all the dreams that are in it. Paladin: Don Quixote, what are we ever gonna do with you?