Have Gun - Will Travel

Season 5 Episode 34

Cream of the Jest

Aired Saturday 9:30 PM May 05, 1962 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • Mrs. Kafka: (After Blessington has threatened to kill Caleb if he pulls another joke) Nora, will you take him home and lock him up?
      Caleb: Oh, now, now, now, now, wait a second! I gotta think me up a topper to this one.
      Paladin: Caleb. That man meant exactly what he said.
      Caleb: Er, whaddya think I am? Chickenhearted? Why, why, he, he dared me. Now, now you seen that, didn't you? Mr, he offered a challenge to me in the presence of my wife. Now, do you think I could ever hope again to hold her respect if I backed down on it? What kind of a man do you take me for?
      Paladin: A man devoid of one of Nature's most precious gifts. A sense of humor.