Have Gun - Will Travel

Season 5 Episode 34

Cream of the Jest

Aired Saturday 9:30 PM May 05, 1962 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • Chemist: Now, about bullets. Now here is an absolutely top quality, two hundred and twenty-five grain bullet, made especially for me by a little man in Yonkers. Eh, just the right weight for, uh, maximum range without loss of accuracy.
      Paladin: Now, you know I always use a Berdan primer.
      Chemist: That, Mr. Paladin, is an unnecessary luxury.
      Paladin: Well, shooting a man creates a rather intimate relationship and I hate to be thrifty at another man's expense.
      Chemist: It's your money.