Have Gun - Will Travel

Season 5 Episode 34

Cream of the Jest

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Aired Saturday 9:30 PM May 05, 1962 on CBS

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    • Chemist: Eighteen and six tenths grains. Eh, Mr. Paladin! Eh, you won't reconsider changing the ratio of carbon to nitrocellulose, by just a pinch?
      Paladin: No! Took me eight months to work out that formula.
      Chemist: Your usual amount, Mr. Paladin?
      Paladin: That's right.
      Chemist: That will be four dollars a dozen.
      Paladin: The usual guarantee.
      Chemist: Underwritten by Lloyds of London. If this powder explodes in your hands--ten thousand dollars for the loss of each limb and fifteen thousand for the loss of your eyesight, heh, heh. Of course, you don't stand a chance of, uh, cashing in. As long as you don't overload the cartridges. this powder is as stable as the Rock of Gibraltar.

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