Paladin: What makes your father such an aggravated fool? Amanda: One day last year he comes upon the old Paiute chief over there, turtleback, down in a crevasse with a busted hip and he hauls him home in one piece more or less. Well, the old chief wants to make some show of gratitude. So he blindfolds my daddy, and takes him to a cave so rich in silver ore, you could read the words of Matthew, Mark, Luke and John in there without ever lighting a match.
Crowbait: Where is she? Where is she? What did you do with her? Paladin: Well, you two are one and the same family all right. The highlight of my conversation with your daughter was when she held a shotgun on me. Crowbait: You're here, and she ain't. What happened? Paladin: She wants you to know the old chief is dead, and she'd rather have a living parent than all the silver in that Indian cave. Crowbait: She wouldn't have told a living soul where I was headed. Not her. Not unless maybe you tortured her. Or maybe charmed it out of the poor little man-starved filly with them fancy city manners of yours.
Paladin: Old man, if this silver's so close to the surface, how come you need all this equipment? Crowbait: 'Cuz you never can tell. Mountain's like a woman. Gotta know her moves. Sometimes she just needs to be tickled. Other times only violence'll do it. (Paladin looks at a bottle) Paladin: Ahhhh! Fulminate of mercury? Old man, you bounce that on the ground just one time, and they'll bury us with a teaspoon!
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