Hey Boy: Mr. Paladin, I look everywhere for you. Compliments of Mr. Wilde. Front row to the lecture tonight.
Paladin: They're all yours, Hey Boy, I've seen all I ever want to see of Mr. Oscar Wilde, and tonight I'm going to take some of his advice.
Hey Boy: Mr. Oscar Wilde give you advice?
Paladin: Mmm hmm. He once remarked that the only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. (Takes young lady's arm) And tonight, I'm yielding.
Hey Boy: Oh, boy.