(Paladin and Hey Boy have been looking at the article on the "Monster")
Hey Boy: Oh, do not go there, Mr. Paladin! (Hands him something)
Paladin: Well, now, what's this? Uh. Fossil bones.
Hey Boy: No, dragon's tooth. Very powerful protection.
Paladin: Hey Boy, your new country has a much stronger potion for driving off evil. Equal parts reason and daylight...but, thank you for the thought behind it.