Paladin: Father, this looks reasonably free from temptation.
Fr. Montalvo: Clean, wholesome surroundings. Except, of course, for this. (Picks up Paladin's gun) It's a nice piece of work. Built to your own specifications.
Paladin: Yes, it was, Father. And it, uh, has bullets in it.
Fr. Montalvo: I always found that these create more problems than they solve.
Paladin: Well, be that as it may, I think I'll keep mine with me. That way, I know that whatever problems it causes will be my own.