Have Gun - Will Travel

Season 5 Episode 24

The Waiting Room

Aired Saturday 9:30 PM Feb 24, 1962 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • Margaret: Don't you lay a hand on me, don't you touch me! You're impossible, you wretch! There are just no words--you're impossible, you are a cad, sir, (aside) call me a cab, please!
      Paladin: Uh, Miss Thorndyke, uh--
      Margaret: You are not a gentleman. You are most decidedly--
      Paladin: Margaret--
      Margaret: --not a gentleman. You are a beguiler! And a deceiver!
      Paladin: Margaret--
      Margaret: And--
      (Paladin snatches her to him)
      Paladin: Darlingggg! (Whispers in her ear; Margaret instantly calms, beams at him, and quietly departs.)
      Hey Boy: What did you say to her?
      Paladin: Well, if I tell you, you'll know, and then very shortly everyone will know, and then there will be absolutely no point in my knowing, will there?
      Hey Boy: Inscrutable, Bacadali.