Have I Got News for You

Anne Robinson: Good evening and welcome to Have I Got News For You. My name is Anne Robinson and I'm in charge this week, even though I haven't actually watched this program, since 1995 and here's why. (cut to flashback) Paul: Have you seen that wink that Anne Robinson does nowadays, it's turned into this weird sort of (winks and opens his mouth slightly). What does the women think she's doing? I think there's a bloke underneath her pulling a bit of thread attached to her eyelid (mocks again, but pretends to be pulling on the eyelid). (end flashback) Anne Robinson: Still, no hard feelings, let's have a quick look at the scores. Paul and John have 0 and Ian and John have 5.