Ian: Does George Bush play the piano? Will Self: Yes, he's a great concert player isn't he, a career tragically cut short by becoming President of America. Paul: He studies the piano for several years, before realising it was a large musical instrument made out of wood.
(Whilst playing the Missing Words round...) Charles Kennedy: Finally "I haven't got a political message I just..." Paul: ...appear on Have I Got News For You as a chairman. What's next? Iain Duncan Smith and They Think It's All Over, it is now.
Ian: Do you know that Saddam has nine doubles, and one of them (Robert Winston) is sitting next to me.
Robert Winston: Cleopatra used crocodile dung as a contraceptive. Paul: You wouldn't want to go near her when she's been smeared with that. (Pretending to be someone else) Oh my god, Cleopatra, give it a rest will ya, open a window.
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