Hawaii Five-0 Season 1 Episode 18

(Steve tells him he is going to call the Governor)
FBI Agent: Right, you have the Governor on speed dial.
Danny: That's right.
Steve: Hello Governor. Yes Ma'am. No. I'm standing with a couple of FBI agent here, who are refusing to share information about a case. (FBI agents are smirking)
Danny: Why are you smiling? He's not kidding. He did this to me.

Matt: You handcuffed me to a monkey cage.
Danny: I was doing my job.
Matt: You were nine!
Danny: They were plastic handcuffs.

Matt: We can hang out for the day and meet you for dinner. What do you think, Grace?
Grace: Yeah.
Danny: All right. But listen, no funny stuff. No trouble, okay?
Grace: I won't.
Danny: I know you won't. I'm talking to him.

Matt: Our parents would say, "Where's your brother?" and Danny would say, "Guess we lost him."
Rachel: You are horrible, Danny.
Danny: Yeah well, I always came back for you, didn't I?

Matt: You gonna shoot me, Danny?
Danny: I should shoot you. You stupid son-of-a-bitch! Laundering money for drug dealers? What the hell's the matter with you?

Danny: Listen to me. Who do you think you're talking to, huh? Think you're talking to one of your dopey clients. I'm your brother! You don't lie to me!
Matt: What do you want to hear? That I took the money? Fine! I took the money!