Hawaii Five-0 Season 1 Episode 11

Danny: May 18th, 1996.
Steve: What is that?
Danny: It's the last time I puked. Don't make me break my streak!
Steve: You will not puke in this car! You will NOT puke in this car! If you're gonna be sick in here, you crack that window. This is a loaner.

Danny: I may, um, have heard a distant cry for help. (Danny is a high voice) "Please help me", coming through the door. Therefore giving us probable cause to the enter the premise.
Steve: And we would be remiss not to render assistance to that call, right? Agreed?
Danny: I agree, yes.
(Steve kicks in the door)
Danny: Whoa, whoa, what the hell are you doing.
Steve: Probable cause, I thought we were doing the thing.
Danny: A thing… I meant that we would get a key from the manager you Neanderthal animal.

(Steve gives a Lei to Danny)
Steve: Put his on.
Danny: Absolutely not.
Steve: Listen, we're going after a dangerous suspect, who may now be aware the police are after him. We don't want to spook him, we want to blend in, put the Lei on.
Danny: Please don't make me wear flowers.
Steve: Danny, we don't have a lot of time.
Danny: I'm going to do it, okay but I'm not going to be happy.
Steve: And take the tie off. No one on a cruise ship wears a tie.
Danny: Oh yes they do all the time so they can hand themselves when they're bored.
Steve: Okay, well put it in your pocket and you can kill yourself later.

Kono: You know, I'm probably biased 'cause I'm local but I can't imagine a honeymoon spot less exotic than a Waikiki hotel...

Kono: This room alone is bigger than my apparment.
Chin: The trunk of my car is bigger than your appartement.

Danny: (about his mother-in-law's visit) The longest and worst 48 hours of my life.
Steve: Hang on, your mother-in-law came all the way from England and stayed for two days.
Danny: No no no, I checked her into the Holiday Inn after two days.It was me or her, babe.