Hawaii Five-0 Season 1 Episode 9

(Steve and Nick talking to each other)
Danny: Okay, okay, I got an idea, uh, if you guys are going to keep talking like this, maybe we get a dictionary.
Steve: All right, (to Nick) I'm sorry about him.

Steve: Let me ask you a question. Where do people from New Jersey vacation?
Danny: Um, I don't know. I-I would imagine they vacation all over the place.
Steve: Okay. And you're a-you're aware of the fact that, perhaps, many people from New Jersey vacation here, in Hawaii?
Danny: I'm sure some misguided people do, sure.
Steve: Okay, good. And how many Hawaiians do you think vacation in New Jersey?
Danny: (exasperated) I don't know.
Steve: I can help you with that answer, if you want. The answer is zero, Danny. Because nobody here, except you, wants to be there. Okay?

Danny: (referring to Steve trusting a friend who later betrayed him) This is really, really good news. I mean, you are a human being. Which is good news to me, because I had no idea.

Steve: Because aside from a couple of great singers, New Jersey doesn't exactly scream...
Danny: Whoa, whoa, whoa! A few great singers? Sinatra, Springsteen.... A few great sing...Jonathan Bon Jovi!
Steve: I'm sorry, Bon Jovi?
Danny: Absolutely Bon Jovi.
Steve: You serious?
Danny: He's right up there. "You Give Love a Bad Name", "Wanted Dead or Alive", "It's My-
Steve: Now you're giving me song titles. I love it.
Danny: I'm giving you classic song titles.

Nick Taylor: I killed for God and country for years. But I figured it was about time I got paid for it. Five million dollars to keep Pak from testifying, and I'll cut you in, Steve. All you got to do is put a bullet in him.
Steve: You know what? I'll put a bullet in you first. How's that?
Nick Taylor: Oh, I'm glad to see civilian life hasn't dulled your sense of humor.

Nick Taylor: She's a mechanic, and a very good one.
Kono: A mechanic?
Nick Taylor: An assassin.
Danny: A mechanic. Okay, look. Nick, could you do me a favor and just stop? From now on, the company is the C.I.A., alright? The mechanic is the assassin. And please, let's stop referring to what you people do as the community. You're not a community. The Amish people, they have a community. Let's just say what things are, please?

Steve: Look, all I'm saying is, it's cool with me if you want to have a photo of Grace, okay? But any other additions and-and decorations to the interior of this vehicle should be treated like a wiretap request where you need my authorization.
Danny: You could ride in the trunk if you don't like it. I'll get real Jersey up in this piece.

Steve: Well, you got good instincts, partner. Longboards on me?
Danny: Absolutely (as they start walking away) Can I see your wallet please? (Steve looks at him) Well, the last time you offered to buy me a drink you conveniently forgot your wallet and I got stuck with the... you don't have your wallet, do you?
Steve: It's like I said, you got good instincts.

Danny: (discussing being homesick) I miss Sal's Steakhouse. I miss Frankie's. I miss Manny's!
Steve: You realize how much of your life revolves around food?
Danny: Do you realize how much of your life revolves around armed conflict?