Duke: Steve in?
Danno: Hi, Duke.
Chin Ho: You won't believe this--but he took the day off!
Duke: You're kidding.
Danno: He went sailing.
Duke: Who was the silver-tongued houri who talked him into that?
Danno: The governor.
Duke: That explains it.
Chin Ho: But even he needed some help from the Speaker of the House.