Oscar: Oscar North is going west.
Dick: Hollywood! You do realize it's a four day bus trip, don't you?
Oscar: (about moving) You'll be informed. They want to notify the actors first.
Dick: I wonder why they told you.
Oscar: Hollywood and I are meant for each other. I hope they're ready for a superstar again.
Dick: Gee, Oscar, I hope Hollywood doesn't change your simple ways.
Dick: Jetman is going to California. Poor Los Angeles. First the smog, now Oscar North.
Dick: Harry, this may come as a surprise to you, but not everybody wants to go to California. As a matter of fact, there are already some people in California that don't wanna stay there.
Harry: Oh yeah, name one.
Dick: Ronald Reagan.
Paula: Hi, Oscar. We were just talking about you.
Andrew: You two have been nicer to me than anyone else in this building.
Dick: We have.
Paula: You poor devil.
Harry: (to the Hollisters) I hate Los Angeles. First they took the Dodgers and now you.
Dick: You have a cigarette machine in your den?
Oscar: Well it wouldn't look good in the living room.