He & She

Season 1 Episode 1

The Old Man and the She

Aired Wednesday 12:00 AM Sep 06, 1967 on CBS



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • (Ponopolis starts dancing with Dick when he enters.)
      Paula: Dick, what are you doing here?
      Dick: Dancing.
      Paula: What are you doing home?
      Dick: Never mind that. Who am I dancing with?

    • Paula: (about Ponopolis) Poor soul.
      Dick: This is headquarters for poor souls.

    • Dick: Haven't you ever seen the show? Oscar North--the star of Jetman.
      Cornell: The actor?
      Dick: No, just the star.

    • Oscar: (about his costume) How do you like it?
      Dick: Oscar, did you have that made or did you get it off the rack?

    • Cornell: I'm pleased to meet you.
      Oscar: I can understand that.
      Cornell: My kids always watch your show.
      Oscar: So do I. It's for adults too, you know.

    • Cornell: (about Oscar) When is he serious and when is he kidding?
      Dick: Oh, he's serious. He wants to work with an animal.
      Cornell: Why?
      Dick: Because when you work with an animal you don't have to share dialogue.

    • Paula: That's our answer.
      Dick: What's our answer?
      Paula: We adopt Mr. Panopolis.
      Dick: Adoption--that's for babies.
      Paula: Sure, sure, everyone wants to adopt babies. Nobody wants the older kids.

    • Paula: What are you saying?
      Dick: Never mind what I'm saying just listen to me.

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • The title of this episode is a play on Ernest Hemingway's classic short novel The Old Man and the Sea.