Headcases

The episode opens with a Beware of the Boris sketch, focusing on how easily distracted the new Mayor of London is, portrayed as a dog.

Next up phone the Andy Murray Misery Chatline.

Tony Blair meets with Satan, who looks like Piers Morgan, who comes looking for his soul ... but unfortunately doesn't get it yet, causing Satan to curse "Damn, it's John Bloody Barrowman all over again."

The Dames, Dench and Mirren are at Cannes with Kate Winslett. There's a discussion about how Dame Dench once indugled in happy-slapping Dame Maggie Smith. Despairing as ever, Winslett inputs the French into the Dames' autocues, but unbeknownst to them, enters insulting comments.

The Gordon Brown sketch shows him in bad shape, first losing his arms and legs, and finally his head!

In the Top Gear of the Future (2050) ... the ice caps have melted.

Crikey! It's the Tories! David Cameron gives a press conference, saying how different the Tories are but they are still clealry avoiding the real issues.

Afterwards, Osbourne, Hague and Boris are in the back room with DC discussing how to deal with immigration.

This week's edition of Katie and Peter Unhinged has them playing Scrabble, but using the board like a bat!

Wills and Harry do Hip-Hop but it is going down badly. They slip out into a limo.

Another sketch in the Beware of Boris series, followed by another of the 101 Inappropriate Jobs for Russell Brand, this time as a Priest!

The Iranian President is talking about protesting about nuclear weapons including Greenham Common. And what will their liberals protest about?? Another arugment for giving Iran nuclear power!

There is a Party Political Broadcast on behalf of the Dead Duck Party - Nick Clegg, talking about a Party meeting in Pizza Hut, offering up suggestions for to improve its service.

The final visit to Posh and Becks in America, having them visiting Tom Cruise. Tom is behaving like an alien in a human suit and Katie appears to be a robot! Turns out Tom is creating the perfect human using the brain of Hawkins, the chest of Holly Willoughby and needing Becks' right leg. But Posh offers her voice, but when she sings, Tom and Katie flee.

Another Party Political Broadcast with Mugabe - he talks about pest control, with a gun. And he finishes with a well known saying Red Sky at night - opposition headquarters on fire!

Piers Morgan wonders why everyone thinks he is a smug, talentless oxygen thief, and is then crushed by Big Ben.

The final sketch returns to the geriatric Action Heroes. While watching TV, they discover that the world's worst ageist is back in town - Heather Mills. She's bringing out her own fashion range but the old heroes manage to foil her plans.