Heathcliff: Hang on, Captain, the coast guard will be along soon. Meanwhile, hang onto this (gives the captain an anchor) and try not to let it get you down.
Heathcliff: And now for the excitement of the chase.
Captain: You won't be too excited with the catch.
Captain: So, you thought you could fool me with all that yelping and yowling.
Heathcliff: Uh, no. But I've always wanted to be an actor.
Captain: Good, because this is goign to be your farewell appearance!
Heathcliff: Fear is a great physcological weapon.
Captain: Well, anyone that believes in phsycology is plumb crazy.
Heathcliff: Relax captain, I'll get the little nipper in the bud.
Captain: I want all hands on deck! We're going to clean out the galley! (a rat runs by with some cheese) Huh? Not that kind of clean out!
Heathcliff: (papa rat is acting like he will fight Heathcliff to protect his family) You may turn off the hysteria, I'm not a homewrecker. And besides, me and the captain have not yet begun to fight.
Heathcliff: I don't suppose this is the love boat?
Captain: For the time being, I'm going to put you on hold in the hold. (laughs) That's a little nautical humor.
Heathcliff: Very little, I'd say.
Captain: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but insults are realy going to hurt you!
Heathcliff: Now there's a familiar, albeit ugly, face.
Heathcliff: Ah ,the lure of the sea. Fresh salty air. A good place to sort of hang out. (gets picked up by a hook) Oh oh, some one is taking me too literally!
Heathcliff: Hey, uh, stranger. How about sharing your meal with an affable stranger?
Seagull: (Squawks and drops the fish which Heathcliff eats) No way Jose.
Heathcliff: Thanks my friend. Everyone loveth a cheerful giver.
Seagull: If I could keep my mouth shut, I wouldn't be so skinny.
Heathcliff: Now what's a nice guy like me doing with an empty stomach?