Captain Clum: (to Marmaduke) This house isn't big enough for the both of us so I'm shipping out to haunt someplace easier, like Dracula's Castle.
Captain Clum: Oooh, feels like I've been run over by an ocean liner.
Captain Clum: I've got to pull me self together.
Captain Clum: That'll teach that mutt that I don't play around. (Marmaduke crashes through the front door and the ghost is flattened under it) He could have at least rung the doorbell.
Captain Clum: So, it's a tug of war you want, eh? (he pulls until his bottom rips loose and he is slammed into a closet) My best sheet! That mutt has got to go.
Captain Clum: Aside mutt! I only frighten people, not critters.
Barbie: Marmaduke doesn't believe in knocking.
Billy: Gee, Barbie. Why'd you have to take a dare to go in that haunted house?
Barbie: To prove we're not chicken, Billy. Anyway, we've got Marmaduke to protect us.